No-Sew Bedskirt

Looking back at this blog's archives, I've realized that I have a tendency to mention something cool I've made or done, promise to write another post about it, and then totally forget about to do it. This is me actually remembering to put up some pictures for one of my crafts!

We just moved into a new apartment a few weeks ago, and the way the furniture is set up in our new bedroom, it was really noticeable that we lacked a bedskirt (also that we stuffed a ton of random junk under our bed). I don't have a sewing machine, so I found a quick tutorial for a no-sew bedskirt and forged ahead.

It was actually very, very easy to make. The trick is getting a canvas dropcloth from the hardware store. It's a nice, neutral color, it comes with pre-hemmed edges, and it was only ten bucks for the size I needed! Then, all you have to do is cut out three rectangles along the edges of the dropcloth, for each side and for the end of the bed. I ironed everything to get it nice and smooth, then just pinned the canvas to the fabric of the boxspring with some T pins. All told, it took about half an hour to make the whole thing and most of that was probably ironing.

Before:

After:

It really makes the bed look a lot more finished. And for $12 (for the dropcloth and the T pins), it turned out to be a much better deal than even the cheapest bedskirts I found for sale online. Not to mention that mine is perfectly customized to fit the height of our bed exactly.

P.S. This is just for a better view of the Celtic knot pillow I made with my mom a few months ago (yet another craft I never mentioned...). It's basically just two long, stuffed tubes of fabric tied into a Celtic knot, and it makes a pretty funky pillow.

Pictures I Lost When My Memory Card Randomly Died Earlier This Year

• Christmas with Michael's family
• Cute cloud dessert I made for my friend's baby shower
• A bunch of awesome stuff I crocheted (and since most of it was gifted away, I can't just take another picture)
• Conversation heart mini-cheesecakes I made for Valentine's day
• Michael's birthday
• Spring break with Megan and Rachel. There were pictures of us with cows and goats and also eating legit North Carolina barbecue and these pictures are gone forever. 
• Easter
• Capon Springs

I don't know, probably more stuff but that's all I can remember. The moral of the story is that SD cards can spontaneously corrupt themselves, so you need to back up your pictures more than once every six months. :(

Things Which We Have Been Repeatedly Instructed To Never, Ever, Ever Do When We Become Doctors*

*All of which I saw one single attending do today

• Stare at the computer screen typing notes instead of making eye contact with your patients
• Enter or exit a patient's room without washing your hands (alcohol sanitizer counts for this, but she wasn't doing that either)
• Order expensive tests that don't change your treatment plans (in this case, loooots of MRIs for people who might maybe have vascular dementia but are already on aggressive lipid and BP meds so whether you see tiny strokes on the MRI isn't really going to change their treatment)
• Never look at the expensive images you ordered; instead only read the radiologist's report (not that you should ignore the radiologist's findings, but you're ALWAYS supposed to actually look at your own images. EVERYONE says that!)
• Document that you checked certain things in the physical exam when you did not actually check them (for instance, I could see in her notes that she always documented that reflexes were intact when I could see from six feet away that she was just randomly hitting the patient in the arm with the reflex hammer a couple times, several inches away from the anatomic locations where you can actually get a reflex response!)

I was pretty mad at what a waste of educational time today was (did I mention that I wasn't allowed to interview or examine a single patient the entire day??? Although I apparently seemed capable of making copies for the stupid attending and relaying messages to her stupid assistant), but at least I accumulated a big list of things that I hope I will NEVER do in my career.

*Generally, third year has been exciting and educational thus far, but this one day was so absurdly bad that I thought it deserved a post.

-itis

I really like the way they pluralize conditions that end with -itis. Example: when you're talking about all the different forms of vasculitis, you say "the vasculitides" (vas-cu-LID-id-ees). It is super fun to say fast. I think my favorite is hepatitis, which becomes hepatitides (hep-uh-TID-id-ees).

Those two, nephritis, and meningitis are the only -itises (-itides???) that I've really heard people do the weird pluralization for. The thing is, you only pluralize -itis to indicate that you're talking about a group of multiple distinct syndromes, not to indicate multiple occurrences of a single disease. Like, it wouldn't work to say, "There sure are a lot of rhinitides going around these days" because that makes it sound like there's a whole bunch of different causes and different rhinitic syndromes when really, everyone just has a stuffy nose and it's probably mostly from the same virus. Most other inflammatory conditions besides the ones I mentioned don't really come as groups of distinct syndromes with different causes, so there's generally no need to pluralize. And that makes me kind of sad, because I really like weird Latin pluralizations.

12 Dates of Christmas Part II

5. Fancy hot chocolate and a movie. We happened to have some real cream in the fridge, and Michael put a bunch of it in his hot chocolate. The idea of that much cream grossed me out, but I tried a sip of his and I had to admit that it was delicious.

6. Is counting the ward Christmas party too much of a stretch? It definitely was a fun activity that we did together, soo...yeah, I'm counting it.

7. The best way to celebrate the end of finals is with a lazy at-home date. We shared an eggnog milkshake (with two straws for maximum romance) and played Scrabble. And we found that two people trying to drink from the same milkshake is surprisingly difficult (there was a lot of forehead-bumping involved). How do people in movies manage to make the two-straws thing so cute and romantic??

Michael wanted to take a picture of the turn when the average point value of his letters was less than 1 (not surprisingly with a few turns like that for him, I was the winner).

8. Christmas pancakes in bed. FYI, red and green sprinkles are all it takes to Christmas-ify ANYTHING. I made some with chocolate chips and some with cranberries, and the cranberry ones were pretty awesome and holiday-y.

9. Wrapping presents together. Don't worry, we had wrapped the ones to each other already.

10. On the drive down to Arkansas to see Michael's family, we stayed at a bed-and-breakfast on a farm in Kentucky to celebrate our anniversary. I will probably put up a picture post for it later, but we got to see a bunch of animals, milk goats, play with the farm dogs, eat a delicious country home dinner, and relax in our little suite with a view of the countryside. It was a pretty awesome anniversary present to ourselves.

11. Long walk and frozen custard in Michael's hometown. Since we had already celebrated our anniversary a few days early on the farm, Michael asked what we should do on the actual date of our anniversary. I said I just wanted to go on a long walk holding hands and get a special treat. It fit the bill nicely!

12. Out to lunch with a bunch of Michael's family at a local restaurant. Just barely got our 12 dates in in time for Christmas!

Christmas Decorations

Most of our Christmas decorations were homemade this year, so I thought it'd be fun to do a quick post about some of the stuff I made.

Most of our decor was on one side of the living room. I guess the nice thing about small apartments is that there really isn't tons of decorating to be done.

From Joanna and Michael

This is what I was most proud of. I printed out silhouettes of reindeer and Santa, traced them on cardstock, cut them out with an X-Acto knife, and strung them up. A fun alternative to plain Christmas lights or pine garland!

We festive-ified a little chalkboard with a sprig of pinecones and holly and turned it into an advent calendar. We also had a menorah for Hanukkah--I never bothered getting one when I was in college, but I figured that now that I have my own apartment and stuff, I should go ahead and get my own.

And our little Christmas tree! Michael's grandma sent this to him when he was on his mission. I made the star topper out of cardboard and gold spray paint, and I think it turned out pretty great! Craftzzz! Also, yes, Michael has a collection of pepper ornaments that were our main tree decorations this year. I thought it was hilarious to have a Tex-Mex Christmas tree.

Merry Christmas!

12 Dates of Christmas

Michael and I are doing a "12 Dates of Christmas" challenge by going on 12 dates between December 1st and Christmas. We're not being super strict about our definition of "date," but it does have to be something out-of-the-ordinary and fun that we do together (so driving to school together is out, but silly things like going to McDonald's and sharing a milkshake with two straws is in, as well as more typical dinner or event dates).

1. Taking Christmas card pictures
We really wanted some new photos of us as a couple, so Michael grabbed his nice camera, tripod, and flashes, and we headed off to nearby Homestead Park to take some pictures. Most of them turned out really well! Here's the one we're using on our Christmas cards:

2. Holiday Pops concert with the Columbus Sympony
Super, super fun. They had a full choir with them, and that was a blast too. It was held in the Ohio Theater downtown, which is one of those old-timey, super fancy and ornate, everything's-covered-in-gold-leaf theaters. The first half was more traditional orchestral (or choral + orchestral) Christmas music, like "For Unto Us a Child is Born" from Handel's Messiah, and the second half was mostly pops, like "Sleigh Ride." And since it was a pops concert, they had lots of cute things, like swing dancers coming out for "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," a reading of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" accompanied by the orchestra with adorable and talented little-kid dancers from the BalletMet interpreting the poem, and an appearance by Santa Claus at the end. Super cute, and a really nice mix of beautiful music, entertainment, and beloved kitsch.

The best part was when they had a brass choir come out to the front of the stage for a song or two, and when they were done, they had to cook up some scheme to get someone to come out and mop up everything that got emptied from their spit valves during those songs (since there were about to be dancers on the same part of the stage). So they did this cutesy little sketch with a cleaning lady in a Christmas outfit with a Christmas-light-bedecked mop come out and be sassy to the conductor ("Ma'am, what are you doing out here? We're in the middle of a concert!" "I know, sonny, all of you musicians are in my way! Just tryin' to do my job! By the way, let me dust some imaginary dirt off your tux with my oversized feather duster and really ham it up for the audience!"). I just thought it was so funny that they came up with this little skit between songs to get someone to come mop up all the brass players' drool in the middle of the concert--it really did fit with the overall feel of the fun pops concert, but I just wonder how many people in the audience actually realized that the mopping skit had a real purpose? I, as a trombone player and producer of copious drool when playing said trombone, saw right through it!

3. Watching the First Presidency Christmas Devotional together. D'aaww. I think the decorations they have in the Conference Center for Christmas are so much better than what they have during General Conference.

4. Dinner at Pizzeria Uno. Man, that place is one of my new favorite chain restaurants. So many vegetarian choices! Plus, they email out awesome coupons all the time. Last night we had a buy-one-entree-get-one-free coupon, plus we came on a promotional "Insiders Club" day, so we got free appetizers, free punch, and a free goody bag with cookies, apples, and a gift card in it. What a deal! And, you know, the food was pretty dang good, too. Deep dish pizzas are wonderful.

I'll keep the blog updated with our next eight dates. We know that at least one of them will be our anniversary celebration (we're driving down to Arkansas for Christmas, and we're staying in a nice bed-and-breakfast on a farm halfway there for our anniversary), but that leaves 7 more to figure out between now and Christmas...