Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, darling! Love you!!!!!

Those four candles were the only ones we had in the whole house, haha. Planning oversight or artistic genius? YOU DECIDE.

TSA in this great land of freedom and possibility

Ok. I think everyone knows how sucky the TSA is. Security theater, power-grubbing, power-abusing, pervy, coercive, drain of money and time for ZERO thwarted crimes...it's total baloney. I could go on for paragraphs about how angry the amount of power they've been given makes me. But I just wanted to share the take of an author who also hates them. The way they put it is hilarious.

It's important to note that if you're traveling and you're randomly or non-randomly selected to go through the body scanner, you're completely within your rights to refuse the scan. If you refuse, you'll receive something that walks the line between a pat-down and a grope from a female agent. So, would you rather run the risk that some dude in another room with his hands in his pants is analyzing your body for boner threats or allow a female stranger to boredly caress your bra's underwire? The choice is yours in this great land of freedom and possibility.

It's so sad it's aaaaalmost crossed over into funny.